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Carmella from the epic video series "Fresh Outta High School" My favorite scene ever. I loved the whole series 1 thru 24. Every scene was good but Camella's to me was their finest moment.

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A trophy pussy for any cunt hunter. One that could be relived for many years to come.


Years of bragging to anyone who would listen.


Years of watching reruns of the video you captured on your hidden cam.


Years of going over the play by play while wondering if you could have done anything better.


Years of wondering how the fuck you scored that young snizz to start with.


And yes, catching youself smelling your fingers 5 years later even though you probably washed them at least once.


Who cares? Right? The main thing is that you pulled out your trusty cock and made the kill. . . . that makes you a winner.  Now slam 6 beers and give yourself a pat on the back. That was some great pussy dude.

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Playful Anne showing the shit off in the bath. What's the difference between a girl in church and Playful Anne in the bathtub?  Answer: The girl in church has hope in her soul.

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Marry Queen aka Miela and her legendary coin slot pussy. I think she has the most photographed pussy in history.and that's for a good reason. It's a remarkable pussy. I've always wanted to take a ride on it just to see if it's as good as it looks. If she snaps my dick off, she snaps my dick off. I'll grow a new one.

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Thank you for that lovely display Marry.

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Dillion Harper, I wonder if it would make a loud pop. if he got his thumb stuck in that tight pussy and had to pull it out.out,


I'm no God damned doctor but if you left it in there for for a few minutes I'm sure it would need to be amputated. No way you're going to get good circulation in there. I think the same goes for your dick. Hit it in a hurry and get the fuck out.. No sense in taking a chance.

Here's a short poem that I wrote about Vanessa Jordin. I'd like to share it with you..... Nice, fucking, pussy bitch, The End.

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Vanessa Jordin. Prized porn pussy. This guy won the porn lottery. I can see him heading to work thinking how it's the same old grind (Oh! A pun.) When he gets there they tell him the scene is with Vanessa Jordin. He grows faint. He thinks to himself. Shit! I should have whacked off a couple of times before I got here. I won't last 30 seconds with that beautiful pussy milking me dick.

And, he's right. Even his professional porn pecker is no match for her vice-like pussy. Down goes Frazier, Down goes Frazier.

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Panic sets in just seconds before our hero can no longer contain the mighty load festering in his balls He wonders if he'll ever work in this town again. He imagines the shame he will endure. And then....he unloads.  The scene ends with him in the corner, curled up in the fetal position, weeping. The producers wonder if there's even enough footage for one Spank The Butcher GIF? (There was enough for 5 or 6. I will add them to this post if it goes over well enough)  They admittedly proclaim that they, should have brought in Johnny Sins for the role. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin inspires me so much that I wrote something beautiful I'd like to share with you. Here's a short poem about Vanessa Jordin. ....Hey! Nice pussy bitch. The End.

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Vanessa Jordin is a trophy fuck. She has one of the most beautiful, fuckable pussies that there has ever been in the adult film industry. This guy's dick will need a cigarette after fucking her. Sometimes I look at her pussy and wonder how she even pisses out of it.

I thought I'd post a few notable gash. I'll start it off with the legendary Miss Impulse. She's has the same status as the fastest gun in the west would have in years past. She's widely thought to have the hottest pussy on the net.


When you pickup a chick and take her home. There's the moment her pants come off.and it's a crap shoot. You don't know what you gonna get.....continued

You might find a thick brush pile that your dick's not long to smash through. She may have flappy discolored, purple piss flaps that you won't touch


The way I see it. these would all be welcome sites in that moment of chance, Trophies that you'd go back and fuck again....The kind you go around bragging about.

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You could use this one as a bottle opener. It also serves as a handy knife sharpener on those camping trips. And don't forget to fuck it twice before bed.
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This crafty chick put her hand next to her pussy so you could use it to gage size. It's like some fucking Himalayan explorer putting his pickaxe next to a bigfoot track.


Hey lady? Next time put a fucking pickaxe next to it.

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This one thinks she's being original.... I want my picture taken upside down. Yeah, we already seen that.


I think she needs to be cued in. Nobody gives a fuck about your creativity or self expression. That pussy is the ONLY thing you have of any interest. If you didn't have that we have a bounty on you.

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I've already purchased a burial plot for myself but this is where my dick wants to be buried. With all the times it's led me off of the path of righteousness, it's going straight to hell anyway


. I guess it's fitting to bury my dick in a box.

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It's like a wishlist.Oooh! I'll take that one. Oh. look at that one, I'll bet it's expensive.
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You could cover up that slit with dental floss. She's tighter than a greased fist.
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The one above is an internet legend. It's been in circulation for well over 10 years. I've often wondered who the chick is.I want to think she's hot as hell to match that magnificent bastard of a pussy, but I'm guessing she's not a beauty queen.
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Look at this marvelous site. I'm glad some son of a bitch had the good sense to capture an image of it. It only peeks it's head out once a year for a few seconds to see if it can see it's shadow.

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